May 2013
Salty Oceans and Marmalade: Therapy Appointments →
writingsforwinter:
To begin, I’m sorry for carrying both our hearts on my back
like a suitcase when we both know that the last time
you fucked the wrong person, it was me,
and I still haven’t returned the luggage tags
from the first man I kissed. And I apologize
for always using the…
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
azaleadalen:
I. When I was trying to quit smoking and we drank white wine from Mason jars, you called my freckles cocoa powder and I called your green eyes celery.
II. I am learning how to be a grown-up who pays bills, cooks her own meals, and doesn’t cry at words like I think I just want to be friends.
III. The truth is this: Love is an organic thing. It rots and softens. - All...
shoutout to those people who have been following me for a long time and have never unfollowed me even those times i wanted to unfollow myself we are true soul sisters you feel me
“You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many...”
– Pan’s Labryrinth (via sadexistences)
zeus is bullshit: a poem
the theory that people
are always searching for
their other half is
bullshit.
don’t let anyone, not
even a god, tell you
you are anything less
than whole.
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– (via falling-deeperinlove)
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
internef:
having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%
“What’s the point of living if you’re going to hate the world? Guard your heart...”
– Neal Shusterman, Bruiser (via simply-quotes)
“If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who...”
– Joey Furjanic, The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay? (via shiftcomma3)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
hahry:
i cant even make a straight line while using a ruler why do people expect so much from me
“I used to be gold. First prize
collarbones, atomic number
79.
I think of our...”
– Lauren Flynn, “I used to be gold.” (via commovente)
Hello ~
littlemisspanda:
Since hindi na ata masyadong active yung ibang mga finafollow ko, baka pwede ka naman? Hehe. like mo lang ito, instant follow back po :) Thanks ;)
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
tvaros:
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
nonelikejesus:
There are those who think that...
being a girl is really fucking expensive
